Kitchen Quotes


Life’s too short. Eat dessert first

Dinners ready when the smoke alarm goes off

Recipe for a happy heart: 2C Love, 1 C friendship, 1C of grattitude, add a dash of
laughter, pour into any soul

Real Men wear aprons

Never trust a skinny cook

The (last name) Cafe

I kiss better than I cook

The Gathering Place

If we are what we eat, then I’m fast, cheap and easy

Dinner choices: 1)Take it 2)Leave it

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

Never eat more than you can lift

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious!

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Home is where your Tupperware is

Cooking is love made visible

I dont even butter my bread….I consider that cooking

Bon Appetit

Real men wear aprons

Never trust a skinny cook

So this isn’t home sweet home. Adjust.

Grandma’s kitchen—tasters welcome

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Kitchen closed

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Today’s menu choices: Take it or leave it.

This kitchen is closed due to illness. I’m sick of cooking!

Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.

Good Food—Good Friends—Good Times

This is our gathering place

Lori’s Kitchen (your name)


Bless all who gather here

Kiss the cook!

You cook it, you clean it

Leave your tip on the table

If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them.

Hot lunch sounds better than it tastes

Don’t giggle until after you swallow your milk

Don’t nod on the phone

Be nice to the lunch lady

Help yourself!

If it smells bad, it will taste that way too.

Drink Milk

Got Milk?

If it tastes good, it probably isn’t good for you.

Milk tastes a lot better through a straw

If life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

It’s easier to be cheerful on a full stomach

My next kitchen will only have vending machines.

Everything tastes better at Mom’s table

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

Come Gather at our Table

Cooking is Love made visible.


Enjoy life . . . it’s delicious!

Happiness is homemade

Love and cook with wild abandon.

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes


Teen/Baby/Kids Quotes

Teen/Baby/Kids Quotes

Daddy’s girl

Mommy’s boy

Prince/Princess Sleeping

I’m a Dream Come True

Shhh . . . Baby’s Dreaming

Treasure Life’s Little Moments

What did they do before me?

Peek a Boo!

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

God lent us an angel, a gift from heaven above

Good Night Sweet Boy

Good Morning beautiful

Sugar & Spice & everything nice . . . that’s what little girls are made of.

Snakes & snails & puppy dog tails . . . that’s what little boys are made of.

Two peas in a pod

Count your blessings two by two

Some blessings come in twos

Double the hugs—Double the love—Double the joy

Double Trouble

I am a child of God

The star of the show!

Follow Your Dreams

Did you think to pray?

Believe in yourself

You are my sunshine

Sweet Dreams

Daughter of a King

Daugher/Son of God

Heaven Sent

A dream is a wish your heart makes

Dribble, Rebound, Shoot SCORE!

Sisters make the best friends

Someday my prince will come

Take me out to the ball game

A daughter is a love that lasts a lifetime

Mothers of little boys work from son up to son down

A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be a friend.

Grandma says that when God made me he was just showing off.

Making your bed is a waste of time.

There is no good reason why clothes have to match.

Sharing isn’t always the right thing—like when it’s chicken pox.

Dream Big!

Princess Palace

Do Not Enter: Room under Construction

Caution: messy room

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you’re right.

If you can’t imagine it, you can’t achieve it; if you can’t dream it, you can’t become it

Believe in Yourself!


You Go Girl

Born to shop—forced to work

Keeping my tiara polished is quite the job

Wearing a halo can give you a headache after a while.

Has anyone seen my glass slipper?

Someday my prince will come

Sweet Sixteen and never been kissed—right?

Dance like no one is watching

Be yourself—whoever you are!

Daughter of a King

Laugh out loud, and when you feel blue, make funny faces.

It’s not easy being the princess, but if the crown fits.

Be yourself—who is better qualified?

You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince

Don’t dream your life, live your dreams

My room is my favorite place to be, because everything in it reminds me of me.

No Boys allowed!

No Girls allowed!

No Parents allowed!

Vote for Pedro

Caution—Enter at your own risk!


Gilbert Tigers Football, 2006 State Champs (customize)

Brigham Young University

John Doe #32 (customize)

Be your own kind of Beautiful

Making your bed is a waste of time


Cleaning/Bathroom/Laundry/Garden Quotes

Cleaning/Bathroom/Laundry/Garden Quotes

Laundry Room: Drop your drawers here

It’ll all come out in the wash

There’s no good reason clothes have to match

Plain underwear is boring

Big clothes make you feel smaller

If you stay clean, you’ll never have any fun.

Don’t wear it if it itches.

Did you think to flush?


Take time for personal reflection

You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty.

You are His most beautiful creation

Rub a dub dub.

Splish Splash

Bath time is play time

Rubber Duckie—you’re the one.

Make waves

Use the fancy soap.

Use the fancy towels.


Julie’s place to soak (your name)

A long bath can fix almost anything

Soak your cares away

Cowboys don’t take baths.


Jill’s Day Spa (your name)


Fish tremble when they hear my name.

To Fish is to Live


Wonder. Wander.

Welcome to our neck of the woods.

Fishing stories told here.

An old fisherman lives here with the catch of his life.

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

I can resist anything except temptation.

I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully.

Dad’s Fixin Shop. Broken toys & feelings fixed for free.

Money is the root of all evil. Every woman needs roots.

What if the Hokey Pokey isn’t what it’s all about?

I’ve been on a diet for about two weeks, and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

My house was clean last week . . . sorry you missed it.

Housework won’t kill you, but why take the chance.

Gardening is decorating outside.

Every flower smells different.

Don’t let weeds grow around your dreams.

It all began in a garden


Inspirational/Religious Quotes

Inspirational/Religious Quotes
Cleaning your house while your children are growing is like shoveling snow while it’s still snowing.

Forget the dog, beware of the kids!

Women with clean houses lead dull lives

Laundry Room – Drop your drawers here

Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean – your aim will help

MUD ROOM, the dirt stop here

I don’t repeat gossip so listen carefully

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life

Housework done properly can kill you

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

We dont skinny dip….we chunky dunk

Grandkids welcome….parents by appointment only

It all comes out in the wash

Smile….it confuses people

My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight

Age is of no importance unless you’re cheese

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Be bold. If you’re going to make a mistake, make it a doozy.

Blessed are the flexible for they shall not get bent out of shape.

Born to Golf, forced to work

Fishing tales told here

I ate my willpower

If you don’t know the answer, act cute

I started with nothing, I still have most of it left

It is better to wear out than rust out

LIfe is pain, princess….anyone telling you otherwise is selling something

Nobody ever died of laughter

One kind word can warm three winter months

So, this isn’t home sweet home, adjust!

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Thou shalt not Whine

Tomorrow I’ll quit procrastinating

Welcome Hunters, Fishermen and Liars

Everyone’s entitled to my opinion

This isn’t junk. These are my priceless antiques

Be yourself….everybody else it taken

It’s hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are tight

Crafts are cheaper than therapy

I start to work when the caffiene does

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure

I like to give homemade gifts…..which one of my children would you like?

If you look like your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel.

“If you can DREAM it, you can DO it” – Walt Disney

“All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them” – Walt Disney

“Be the change you want to see in the World” – Mahatma Ghandi

Dance like no one is watching; sing like no one is listening; work like you don’t need the money; and love like you’ve never been hurt.

Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much

“Whatever you are, be a good one”—Abraham Lincoln

Return With Honor

Love is Spoken Here

Count your Blessings

Remember who you are

Stand for Something

Lead me, guide me, walk beside me


With God, all things are possible

Try a little harder, to be a little better

A man stands tallest when he is on his knees

Forever, for always, no matter what

God couldn’t be everywhere, so he invented mothers

Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.

If there’s no way out, let God in

I hope they call me on a mission

I’m trying to be like Jesus

I looked out the window and what did I see….

If there’s no wind, row

Kneeling keeps you in good standing with the Lord

Life is fragile, Handle with Prayer

Make the most of the best and the least of the worst

No one can do everything, but everyone can do something

Prayer will change the night to day

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails

You and me for eternity

Christ is the center of our home, a guest at every meal, a silent listener to every conversaton.

I’ll go where you want me to go

The Best Two Years

Elder Jarom Stevenson (overlay) Fort Worth, Texas Mission 2007-2009

Return with Honor

Always and Forever

A family that prays together, stays together.

I will go and do the things the Lord commands.

I hope they call me on a mission.

Forever, for always and no matter what

Lead me, guide me, walk beside me.

As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

I have no greater joy than to hear my children walk in truth

Be true to who you are and the family name you bear.—Gordon B. Hinckley

Remember who you are and what you stand for.

Believe in yourself

Life is what you make of it


Cherish today

Stand for Something.—Gordon B. Hinckley

Don’t dream your life, live your dreams

The most important things in life aren’t things

God doesn’t call the qualified, he qualifies the called

We don’t remember days, we remember moments.

Cowboy Up!

We can’t all be stars, but we can all twinkle.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.—St. Luke 12:34

Cherish Yesterday, Dream Tomorrow, Live Today

Bless this home and all who enter

Bless this home with love and laughter


Family Quotes

This is my current list of my favorite Family Quotes. These quotes include anything that has to do with family; sisters, moms, dads, grandparents, and home are some examples.

Some of my greatest blessings call me Grandma

Home is where your story begins

All because two people fell in love

Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much

Families are Forever

Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family

You can’t scare me, I have grandchildren

Sisters joined at the heart

Home Sweet Home

The (last name) House – Pop. (# in family)

A house is built by hands, a home by hearts

Bless our Home

Home is where your story begins

I have a hero, I call him Dad

Mother-the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love
their mother.

Thou shalt not WHINE

We put the fun in dysfunctional

The Princess sleeps here

I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing I can do about it.

Family is everything!

Home is not a place . . . it is a feeling

Home is where your story begins

The ornaments of a house are the friends who frequent it.

Grant me patience to deal with my blessings.

No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, if love is there.

You don’t choose your family, they are God’s gift to you.

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Daddy.

Home . . . where your feet may leave . . . but not your heart.

Peace, love and joy to all who enter here.

Thank you for visiting. Feel right at home.

There’s no place like home.

This isn’t clutter . . . these are my priceless antiques.

A mother holds her children’s hands for awhile . . . their hearts forever.

Grandkids welcome—parent by appointment.

Grandma’s and Grandpa’s house . . kids spoiled while you wait.

Some of my greatest blessings call me Grandma

For Time and All Eternity

Families are forever