Cleaning/Bathroom/Laundry/Garden Quotes

Cleaning/Bathroom/Laundry/Garden Quotes

Laundry Room: Drop your drawers here

It’ll all come out in the wash

There’s no good reason clothes have to match

Plain underwear is boring

Big clothes make you feel smaller

If you stay clean, you’ll never have any fun.

Don’t wear it if it itches.

Did you think to flush?


Take time for personal reflection

You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty.

You are His most beautiful creation

Rub a dub dub.

Splish Splash

Bath time is play time

Rubber Duckie—you’re the one.

Make waves

Use the fancy soap.

Use the fancy towels.


Julie’s place to soak (your name)

A long bath can fix almost anything

Soak your cares away

Cowboys don’t take baths.


Jill’s Day Spa (your name)


Fish tremble when they hear my name.

To Fish is to Live


Wonder. Wander.

Welcome to our neck of the woods.

Fishing stories told here.

An old fisherman lives here with the catch of his life.

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

I can resist anything except temptation.

I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully.

Dad’s Fixin Shop. Broken toys & feelings fixed for free.

Money is the root of all evil. Every woman needs roots.

What if the Hokey Pokey isn’t what it’s all about?

I’ve been on a diet for about two weeks, and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

My house was clean last week . . . sorry you missed it.

Housework won’t kill you, but why take the chance.

Gardening is decorating outside.

Every flower smells different.

Don’t let weeds grow around your dreams.

It all began in a garden



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