Kitchen Quotes


Life’s too short. Eat dessert first

Dinners ready when the smoke alarm goes off

Recipe for a happy heart: 2C Love, 1 C friendship, 1C of grattitude, add a dash of
laughter, pour into any soul

Real Men wear aprons

Never trust a skinny cook

The (last name) Cafe

I kiss better than I cook

The Gathering Place

If we are what we eat, then I’m fast, cheap and easy

Dinner choices: 1)Take it 2)Leave it

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

Never eat more than you can lift

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious!

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Home is where your Tupperware is

Cooking is love made visible

I dont even butter my bread….I consider that cooking

Bon Appetit

Real men wear aprons

Never trust a skinny cook

So this isn’t home sweet home. Adjust.

Grandma’s kitchen—tasters welcome

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Kitchen closed

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Today’s menu choices: Take it or leave it.

This kitchen is closed due to illness. I’m sick of cooking!

Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.

Good Food—Good Friends—Good Times

This is our gathering place

Lori’s Kitchen (your name)


Bless all who gather here

Kiss the cook!

You cook it, you clean it

Leave your tip on the table

If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them.

Hot lunch sounds better than it tastes

Don’t giggle until after you swallow your milk

Don’t nod on the phone

Be nice to the lunch lady

Help yourself!

If it smells bad, it will taste that way too.

Drink Milk

Got Milk?

If it tastes good, it probably isn’t good for you.

Milk tastes a lot better through a straw

If life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

It’s easier to be cheerful on a full stomach

My next kitchen will only have vending machines.

Everything tastes better at Mom’s table

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

Come Gather at our Table

Cooking is Love made visible.


Enjoy life . . . it’s delicious!

Happiness is homemade

Love and cook with wild abandon.

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes


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